I was raised on guilt. I was taught to have guilt without sex, to feel guilty if I was not feeling guilty, and that guilt is what norwegian-american lutherans are good at.
But don't get me wrong, I realize that I had a great childhood despite not realizing it at the time.
Anyway with that in mind I would like to apologize on behalf of all the bicycle commuters who get in the way of vehicles as drivers travel around. I get the impression we mess up their/your driving experience. I am trully sorry for that.